Beware the Sweet Old Ladies — Sometimes Old Bats Mean Nasty Habits

Have you been victimized by the porch patrol? Swooped in by the sweet, kindly faces? You are not alone!

Christina M. Ward
4 min readSep 21, 2021

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Don’t be fooled by the sweet old ladies, rocking on their porches, waving you over for a nice conversation. Oh yeah, I’ve gotten swept up in the neighborhood gossip, and the sweet…

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Christina M. Ward

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