Seriously, this is getting painful.
There’s a crick in my neck and a cramp in my
left butt cheek — how long
am I supposed to “hang tight”
whatever the hell that means?
Can I at least fix myself something to drink?
I mean, if it is going to be awhile
maybe a snack, an extra pillow?
Should I cue up Netflix?
gosh this is boring.
Wait — wait, WHAT?
I hung tight! I did!
till next time —
the Curators of Oz
will welcome me with
shiny dancing shoes
and flying monkeys!
…all my impressive
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