We are Processing This Story — Hang Tight

Seriously, this is getting painful.

There’s a crick in my neck and a cramp in my
left butt cheek — how long
am I supposed to “hang tight”
whatever the hell that means?

Can I at least fix myself something to drink?
I mean, if it is going to be awhile
maybe a snack, an extra pillow?
Should I cue up Netflix?

Haaannnngggiiinnnggg tiiiiggghhhttt….
gosh this is boring.
Refresh.
Refresh.
Refresh.

Wait — wait, WHAT?

NOT distributed…
I hung tight! I did!

till next time —
the Curators of Oz
will welcome me with
shiny dancing shoes
and flying monkeys!
…all my impressive
hanging tight…

You’ll see!

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Christina Ward 🌼 cannot write a third person bio at the moment…she is busy hanging tight…

𝘐 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭-𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘳. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘫𝘢𝘮.

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